Gender Test Important Test!
Are you male or female??????
To know the answer, look down…
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NOT HERE… MY FRIEND
I SAID LOOK DOWN….
NOT SCROLL DOWN..
12 signs you LOVE someone
TWELVE:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.
TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.
NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
SIX:
They're all you think about.
FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing
ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
NOW REPLY ME WHO THAT PERSON WAS....? :)
Kabrastanme khujli wala kutta sab ko dara raha tha,
Mujhe bhi darane aaya par main nahi dara,
Kyonki dost maine tujhe pehchan liya tha…
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Thanx god all my keys are working …….
srry to disturb u ..
u can carry on with ur work…
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
hi
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY Hi...LOL
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNO HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED O0F (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
SARDAR Bought A Brand New Suzuki Mehran And Decided To Drive Down From LAHORE, Where He Lived, To FAISALABAD, To His Sasural. He Reached FAISALABAD In A Few Hours.after Spending A Few Days There, He Decided To Return, And Called Up His Mother To Expect Him In The Evening. But He Didn't Reach LAHORE That Evening And Not Even The Next Day.when He Reached Home On The Third Day,his Distraught Mother Ran Out, Hugged Him And Asked,'arre Puttar, Ki Hoya?' SARDAR Got Out, Obviously Very Tired From A Long Journey, And Said,'oy,ye Suzuki Mehran Wale Pagal Hain, Agge Jaane Vaaste Chaar Gear Banaate Hain, Aur Pichche Jaane Vaaste Sirf Ik'
::::::ABOUT My FREIND::::::
01. Adorable/attractive/ACE
02. Benevolent/beautiful
03. Caring/charming
04. Dazzling/dedicated
05. Exquisite/elegant
06. Fashionable
07. GORGEOUS/gem/great
08. Intelligent/ideal
09. Joyous
10. Kind/KEWL
11. Lovely
12. Mesmerizing/merry
13. Nice/notty :P
14. Optimistic/orangicious!!
15. Pretty
16. Q-te/quaggy
17. Remarkable
18. Thoughtful
19. Unique/Ubiquitous-(4 me)
20. Valorous/very-kEwl :P
21. Wonderful/wow/witty
22. Xpert
23. Young/Yay!! :P
24. Zestful...........
What A Beauti Ful Liar I M
Aapke Ghar pe Tv hai?
Kon se channel
aate hai?
Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?
Apke ghar me
chipakali hai?
Kutta hai?
Bhais kyo
nai hai?
Audio CD hai k
Vcd k dvd?
Home theater
kyo nai hai?
NaL hai?
Pani aata hai?
Fridge hai?
Bada hai k chota?
Thanda karta hai?
FROST FREE HAI KYA??
Kaun si company ka hai?
To dusri Company. ka
kyo nai hai?
Fan hai k AC?
Coolr kyo
nai hai?
Phone
nai hai?
Phone hai... ACHHA.
phir tu INTERNET bhi Ho GA?
Chalta hai kya?
Orkut per account bhi hoga ??
To ScRaP karne main bill aata hai kya???
delhi
k
paas
k
nizamudin
railway station
ki
train no. 6162
k
route
k
3rd station
bharatpur
k
ek chote
se
gaon
k
nazdeek
wale
kabristan
k
chowkidar
ki
kabr
pe
baithe
hue
kutte
ki
aage
wali
right
side
ki
taang
ki
tisri
ungli
k
nakhun
k
paas
chupe
hue
chichar
k
pait
mein
rehne
wale
bacteria
k
chromosomal
DNA
k
thymine
nucleotide
k
5th
carbon
k
outer
shell
k
4th
electron
ki
kasam.....
......sirf HELLO kahne ke liye scrap kiya
... .... ....Jo Mujhe SCRAPS Na Kare.... .... ....
Khuda Kare US Ka .... .... ....
CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye.... .... ....
Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle.... .... ....
Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen.... .... ....
Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De.... .... ....
Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen.... .... ....
Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye..... .... ....
Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye.... .... ....
Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye.... .... ....
Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye.... .... ....
.... .... ....Aur Aur Aur ... ... ... ... Bas ITna Cafeee Hai..
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol,
Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were
Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very
excitedto make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their
aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very
happy in love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden
opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... They invite their
friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol
got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1
year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
Yeh
Message
5
Seconds
main
phath
jayega...
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
Nahin Phata!!!!
uff yeh bhi
"CHINA" ka nikla.....
Sunday, August 26, 2007
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